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I'm the best kind, teach you a lesson We ain't fessin You bring out my purest digust, you and your writers get me pissed I'm the God of freestyle your reading scripts to try and diss I'm back from the dead, the monster inside has been releasedīy the end even eninem won't dream, you'll be deseased You're never gonna diss the Schmandy Schmilishmokas If you're a dumb, spitting, wigger you're not the king of rapĮmimore, you're about get conjoined with a bitch slap I will brutally stab you, throw you in a trunk like Kim I would rather eat a bag of Skittles than acknowledge Eminem Macklemore, more like Macklewhore, what's up with that?ĭid Ryan Lewis touch your cold ass honkey, in your pants you went ka-splat? My raps will grow unlike my congential hormone syndrome. That means you're little homosexuals that whine and cryĪnd write raps about your lifestory and how you want to die You should be in a basket, because your raps are like fruits
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I had my own show on MTV, all you had was lawsuits It's time to show these swaggy-faggies that they truly inbred I rock peas on my head, but don't call me a peahead Your raps stink more than R Kelly's Piss sheets I'm the rap battle king, haven't you seen 8 mile? Sheesh! My name is Slim shady dont forget it macklemoreĬause owning over and over is becoming a chore! You base all your songs on a retarded kids quote You Cinderella Man, dressing up in your mom's fur coat. I'm gonna tell Ben Faggerty to just shut the fuck up Now that the real Slim Shady has finally stood up Theres only so many ways i can say you got owned! The only thing this faggot can do is get de-homed, You're mother almost died while giving birth? I wouldn't blame her.Īnd she even tried to sue you, mother of the year, right there! Just like your D12 group, they need to come to an end. Show me the "Proof" that you even had a friend Now when IM gone I don’t wanna see you crying I’ll steal your grandpa’s style and walk away smilin I'll take that 20 dollars and cover your fur coat with blood I grew up in the streets bitch, and i spit a verbal flood I'm the world's greatest rapper and I ain't even black I've made myself a great life despite my painful pastĪll you got is your thrift shoppers who want their money back I'm not afraid to beat your ass, bring you hell till I collapse The greatest rapper of all time, unlike this swagger-jacker L-l-ladies and gentlemen, introducing Marshall Mathers Shit it was 99 cents and still no body bought your songs Say "I'm not afraid" one more time, I know your wrong You should try to make something original other than anger and pout You got beaten by your papa, that's what all your songs are about I mean, you should be imprisoned, you killed your number one fan.Ĭan’t spell your own name, that’s why your E’s backwardsĪnd my recognition grew faster than your dick, you bastard. This battle will leave you crying like that guy, you know, Stan? HarryPotter2875 as Tupac Shakur (voice actor) ChaoticRapBattles as Eminem and Slim Shady